Umemployment isn't limited to one country

I was unemployed in the States post-college. And I'm unemployed now.

Sad? Yes.

But now that I have my own place in Melbourne, I get to cook my own meals, read books from the library, sleep in a bunk bed (much like college) and hang out with my roommates. There are 2 Brits, 3 Germans, and the two Americans. We were joking that we're going to start a war in our apartment but naturally, Shaun and I would win.

And for your enjoyment, another quote of the day from Alan.
-"I once heard a girl fart. It was strange. And it didn't even smell like roses!"